Exercise Quotes: A Funny Approach To Your Workout Routine

Funny Exercise Quotes


Need a good laugh during your fitness journey? Check out these hilarious and motivating exercise quotes!

Funny Exercise Quote


  • “I tried exercise but found I was allergic to it – my skin flushed, my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.” – Zara Phillips
  • “Exercise? I thought you said accessorize!”
  • “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.” – Unknown
  • “I don’t find exercising cathartic. I find it punishing!” – Julie Andrews
  • “I exercise so that I can stay fit enough to carry all of the grocery bags in from my car in one trip.” – Anonymous
  • “Sweating out a hangover counts as exercise, right?”
  • “The only running I do is running out of money.” – Unknown
  • “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
  • “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
  • “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat chocolate!” – Unknown

Funny Fitness Quotes


Sprinkle some humor into your fitness routine with these funny and inspiring fitness quotes!

Funny Fitness Quote


  • “Life is too short for boring workouts.” – Unknown
  • “I love the smell of sweat in the morning… it smells like victory!” – Unknown
  • “I do yoga because punching people is frowned upon.” – Unknown
  • “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Unknown
  • “Sweat is just my fat crying.” – Unknown
  • “Exercise? I thought you said extra rice!”
  • “I work out because I know I would have been the first to die in the Hunger Games.” – Unknown
  • “Running late is my cardio.”
  • “I exercise because somehow completely exhausting myself is the most relaxing part of my day.” – Unknown
  • “Laughter is the best exercise! Just kidding, it’s a chocolate bar.”



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